So, you've survived three years of French. You walk in on the first day of Year 10, your teacher tells you that you're going to practise writing coursework. You sit down, read the topic, your mind goes blank, and you yell 'SHIT, I FAIL AT FRENCH!'
I'm just waiting for the day. Meanwhile, I decided to type up my notes over the past three years to help me along for the next two.
DISCLAIMER: I'm English. I will make mistakes. However, I will not intentionally give you incorrect information. It's better than a translator.
[Or what I’ll assume may be popular]
What’s your name?
Are you actually French?
Nope, I’m British
Are all of your posts correct?
They should be correct. I wrote them down as my French teacher told them to us. I promise never to write anything that I know is incorrect [I can’t say the same for any submissions that I may get]. If I’m unsure of the accuracy, I’ll either not post it or tell you that I’m unsure.
Can you translate my homework for me?
Can you correct my homework for me?
Seeing as I don’t speak French fluently, no. If you’re truly unsure I’m sure one of your followers are French.
Where are your posts about […]?
Why are you doing an FAQ before actually being asked any of these questions?
Because I can.